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The Inextricable Grace of Elves – Goblin Punch

New Post from Goblin Punch I’ve written about elven psychology, linguistics, origin, military, weapons, half-elves, and their infinitely looping kingdoms at the end of time.But one thing I haven’t written about is what it’s like for the PCs to actually encounter true elves, face to face.Should I do a recap first?  I feel like I […]

SCRAP PRINCESS ENGINEERED THE ST. PIERRE SNAKE INVASION – Goblin Punch

New Post from Goblin Punch I’m not saying that she bred all of the snakes personally, but she definitely was in St. Pierre, throwing snakes at children.ANYWAYDinosaurPsychosaursThese are hyper-evolved dinosaurs from an alternate timeline.  They’re giant flying dinosaur heads with psychic powers.  They refer to humans as “foolish mammals” and like to cut our heads […]

NO I FUCKING DON’T – Goblin Punch

New Post from Goblin Punch This is a response to this.I’m going to imitate an imitation that started when I made an suggestion about writing the opposites of monster manual entries.I’M GOING TO PROVE THAT I DON’T FUCK PIGS BY WRITING THE SAME THING AS SCRAP.  I’M GOING TO WRITE SUCH GOOD ENTRIES THAT SHE’LL […]